Playing against a friend who’s new to the game
When they start winning
I was never allowed pets as a child. Aged 23 I adopted this beautiful girl
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
hello this is for u
why is my entire dash just happy dogs
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
Mummy found in the Atacama desert in Chile.
People that don’t like birth control or condoms but still complain about abortion
"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."
iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER????????
I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING
so he kept bothering me over and over because i was “keeping all the popsicles to myself” and i decided to let him open one…